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The Rob Saga Archive

Chapter One — RobGets All Worked Up Over Maid Marian And Does Something Stupid.
Chapter Two—Rob Joins The Merry Men And Meets The Horny Old Crone
Chapter Three—Rob Gets All Cleaned Up, Meets A Wolfman And Meets An Elf
Chapter Four—Rob Goes On A RAT-free Diet And Appeals To Robin Hood For A Job
Chapter Five—Rob Fights An Elf But Almost Loses When The Elf Decides To Cheat Cheats b

Short Story Collection

A Nutcase Is A Nutcase—The real trouble with nutcases is that a nutcase doesn’t know he’s a nutcase.
The Dung Show—It’s like slowing down to see a car wreck. We all do it. We may not like what we see but we have to see it.
Learning To Drive A Stick-shift —“Yea. Hell yes”, I told him. I knew how to drive. I just didn’t know how to shift gears on my own.

Sample stories from The Commuter Series

Alan Just Likes To Fly—Alan wouldn't be your first choice as a pilot.
Kansas—There’s the weather. It’s very predictable. It’s always bad.
Arlene and Lips—Arlene tended the bar at the Roadside Inn. Her husband, Lips, was the bouncer.
Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse and Sgt. Preston of the Yukon Palaver—Right after the Custer fight.
The Millionaire—Getting a million dollars doesn't always work out.
Panic Times—Yes, there are times to panic.
How Would You Feel If—If the government ignored you when they owed you money?
Harvest Fest—A long and stupid tradition.
Homer- Heaven or Hell?—Is being dead all that bad?
Motorcycle Man—Duke wasn't all there.; not menatally or physically.
Rats!—He was wondering what the cat died from. He thought it would be hilarious if it was rat poison.
The Watering Hole—The elephants were playing around , making a racket, messing up the water as well as messing in the water.
When Spirits Talk —The Thing That Goes Bump In The Night came stumbling up.
The Spirit Life—It took Thomas a couple of days to realize he was a spirit. As he left the office after a day with no bitching from his boss, Charlie felt odd.
Lab Monkeys —The monkeys had already changed some of the data on the computers.
The Price Of Sin—You might think sin is free but it isn't.
The Tea Protest— Not only that, after you make the tea, you have to set the soggy bag somewhere. It’s disgusting.
Musicals—Three sailors from the 1940's leave a bar to go back to their ship. Suddenly, dancing breaks out. What? Dancing?
Bigfoot, or Sasquatch, or Whatever—Bigfoot was squatting doing his business, a lot of business.
The Opera—William Wellstone and his wife Olivia had a love-hate relationship with the opera. She loved it and he hated it.
Interview With Sasquatch —“Sasquatch. We don’t have two names. Some of us aren’t that bright and we don’t want any confusion”, Sasquatch told him.

End of samples from the Commuter Series

The Elevator People— She pushed the light and the door opens again! Now The Elevator People are squealing like little girls.
Lip Reading—“Yea, well, there is that. Uh, oh, here he comes. Act nice.”
Death Row, the Last Meal —“Hey, it ain’t like the old days when we used ‘Sparky’. Heck, now you just take a cat nap, except you don’t wake up from it.”
Jury Duty—In the jury room we had a problem. None of the six jurors wanted to be made foreman. It didn’t pay any more money so the heck with that.
A Nutcase Is A Nutcase—The real trouble with nutcases is that a nutcase doesn’t know he’s a nutcase.
  Appalachia
Appalachia

There are people living on the edge in what is called Appalachia. They're called ridgerunners, rednecks, hillbillies and backwoods mountaineers. No one thinks of them very often. They don't earn much to society's standards.They stay where they are because they love the area. They are hard workers when they have work and self-sufficient to an extent not known to "outsiders." They are also very funny; they have a great sense of humor about themselves.

They are the salt of the earth and the backbone of America. Their stories are America's stories. These are the stories Of Appalachia.

Book is available as an e-book or in paperback.
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Appalachia Again
Appalachia

More stories of the people of Appalachia.

More of Joe Bob, Bubba and Earl, Mosh Henry and all of the rest of the good folks in Wabash County.

Book is available as an e-book or in paperback.

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Funny Stories Don Roble
Funny Stories
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Commuter Series
Commuter

Paperback compilation of the four
Commuter Read e-books.

Commuter
Funny Stuff To Read OnThe Commuter Bus, Train, Plane, HOV Lane.
The e-book compilation of the series.
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      Poems And Rhymes Of Our Times
...by Brian Cecil and Megan Cassavoy

 

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