Two earthworms, Wiggly and Squiggly, were burrowing along in the garden. They were headed for a tomato plant. It was almost lunchtime. Their friend, Giggly, started out with them but he stuck his head up out of the ground to take a look around and a bird snatched him up.

Wiggly was asking Squiggly, “You know that stuff we drop behind us? I found out what it is.”

Sqiggly rolled his eye or whatever worms roll and said, “I know what it is. It’s crap.”

“Dirt. All this time we thought it was do-do and it turned out to be dirt. It’s where dirt comes from.”

“Wiggly, it ain’t dirt. It’s crapola”

“Dirt. I’m telling you, worm, it’s dirt. I heard the big human saying so.”

“Oh, yea?”, Squiggly replied. He wasn’t as sure as he was.

“Yea, I heard the big one tell the little one, ‘Did you dirty your pants again?’ ”