Men are quick to say they can too admire a woman for her intelligence, her character and her independence. They admire those things even more it they come with great cleavage.

Women insist on having a straw to drink their iced tea when they eat out. At home, the slurp right from the glass. Trust me, whatever is on the glass is in the tea. A straw isn’t going to filter anything out.

Grandchildren have a hard time with the whole grandparent thing. Grammy doesn’t live in the house with them yet she around a lot. Mommy tells the child what to do and Grammy tells Mommy what to do, which Mommy ignores and doesn’t have to stand in the corner for it.

What’s with the chocolate thing? Lots of things are sweet tasting and sugary and bad for you. Yet, a box of chocolates and an apology works everytime. The apology is optional. Actually, it can be a distraction.

Brides love to tell their fiancees how much the wedding dress cost. The fiancee paid more than that for the rings. The rings will be worn forever, sometimes. The dress gets worn once and then hung up to turn yellow.

Guys fish all day long, drinking two six-packs of beer, and end up catching two small fish. They brag about what a great day of fishing it was. They even say it when they catch no fish.