1. The drill has to be cordless. No, it won’t run long enough for any reasonable size job. So what? It fits in a holster like a gun and that’s cool.

2. His car has to be a rolling garbage can. Candy bar wrappers get tossed over the shoulder and lay where they fall. All a woman can do is put rat poison down and hope for the best.

3. That favorite shirt still has some life left in it. The collar won’t come off unless the wind is blowing really hard and who’s going to notice the rip in the back?

4. He needs three sets of golf clubs.

5. “With this nifty little tool I can clean out a gasline”. He lives in an all-electric house.

6. His grill can do things your stove can’t. He’ll cook anything outside but can’t make toast for himself inside.

7. Looks aren’t the only thing that count in a woman but he’s at a loss for what else does.

8. “Touch my daughter and die”. When they were young they were trying to touch everyone’s daughter.

9. “That was a great sermon the pastor gave. I slept the whole way through it.”

10. “All you need in life to be happy is a hot babe, a hot car and a cool job”. Most men are unhappy.