Ever get the feeling that life sucks. If you don’t stop right here and get help and drugs. If you do you are not alone. Life does suck.

First off, you have to sleep eight hours a day. Imagine, you have to sleep one-third of your too short life away. If you live to be ninety that’s thirty years of sleeping. That sucks..

You have to work during the prime of life. You can’t work when you’re young and full of energy and don’t realize you’re being ripped off. Can’t work when you’re old and are just waiting to die anyway. No, you have to work during your prime years. That really sucks.

No matter who you vote for, that candidate loses. Every damn time. Your windshield washer runs out just as mud hits the windshield. That sucks. Your favorite singer dies in a plane crash leaving Cleveland. That sucks twice.

When you finally die you get this big lavish funeral. You can’t enjoy it because you’re dead. That sucks too. It doesn’t matter with you being dead and all but it SUCKS!