Ever wonder about animal people? You know the type. They put a sweater on Buff to take him for a walk in the snow. A sweater but no pants; no galoshes, no cap. They think he looks cute. He’s freezing his butt off.

The neighbor's rotweilers think he looks like a sissy. The growl and bark and toss saliva strings at him. This worries Buff. He does what any dog in that situation would do. He pisses on his legs..

"Buff! Look at what you did. You wet Mommy's shoes. Bad dog!".

Lady, if you don't get Buff away from those rotweilers a little piss is going to be no problem. This dog is about to become scared witless.

Little Lady, a Blue Russian, is sitting there minding her own business when she gets snatched up and tossed out the door. By a child. The parents love Little Lady. The child hates her. The cat scratches her-"Oh, she's just being playful"- she bites her- "Honey, don't tease the cat"- and tears your child's doll up-"I told you to put them away".

Now Little Lady is on the outside looking in. The child has a smirk on her face. She doesn't know where the cat is hiding. She hasn't seen the cat. Is that rain I hear?

The snake lovers are too much. There you are having a cold beer with the tattoed guy next door and he's wearing a boa constrictor. The snake even looks evil. That's okay as long as he isn't looking at you. The guy next door think it's hilarious to get the snake to swallow the can straight up. Snakes can’t stagger.

When you ask about the snake you're told that there are no rats in the house. No cats or dogs or hamsters either. A girlfriend or two missing. Tried 'em all, he says. None of them lasted worth squat. No, sir, give me a damn snake anytime.

Don't you just wonder?