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Men Don’t Care

Women complain that men don’t understand them. That’s true but they don’t understand men any better.

Men don’t care what colors go with what. What damn difference does it make? Men figure if they have a shirt and a pair of pants on they’re dressed. They don’t match their wallets to the clothes and they don’t necessarily match the socks. That’s optional.

Men don’t put the toilet seat down. That’s true. They do put it up before taking a piss, most of them. Now, that’s being considerate and men get no credit for it.

Men are NOT obsessed with watching sports. Men would watch a bikini contest as their first choice. It’s true that men would watch bikini clad babes playing volleyball as a first choice even if they weren’t jiggling.

Men are obsessed with their “vitality”. They are supposed to be. That’s why we’re all here. If it was up to women humans would have died out after the original pair. Men are just concerned about the future generations as in there being one. Come on.

The difference between men and women is that women want men to understand them no matter what signal they’re using at the time while men don’t even know they’re being signaled.




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