Whether you believe in creation or evolution, you have to believe something got screwed up. Nature likes a full balance. A place and a reason for everything and everything in it’s place for a reason. Then you look at mankind and you know something’s amiss. Amiss? No, it’s like nature was the Titanic and man was the iceberg.

Consider creation. Adam and Eve weren’t depraved. They seem to be likeable and good. The kind of people you’d like to have as neighbors. Well, if they hadn’t messed up you wouldn’t be here to have them as neighbors but you get the point. They were dolts, of course. They had it made in the shade and they threw it all away for an apple or sex or whatever. Thing is, they weren’t evil. Even after they got locked out of Eden they had the whole world to themselves. They had a couple of boys. They were a family.

Sure, Cain and Able fought growing up. All brothers do. It’s natural. But, brothers don’t kill each other. Where did Cain get that thought? What did he have to gain? The whole world instead of half? No, somewhere the plan went wrong. The center didn’t hold and the flanks collapsed and- okay, now we’re into evolution.

A huge ball of fire, a gas-powered nuclear fire, somehow settled into various different things. One of them was mankind. Excuse me, I’m laughing at this. If God is improbable, this crap is impossible. Nuclear fire becomes man. Okay, let’s give that a twirl.

This former nuclear fire learns to do all sorts of things, like eat, sleep, reproduce and break wind. It was the breaking wind that did us in, in my opinion. That started the first fight. That started the first war.

“Hey, what did you do?”, one guy asks another.

“Wasn’t me”, the second guy says.

“Well, if it wasn’t you and it wasn’t me, then it must have been her”, the first guy concludes.

“Hey! You can’t talk about my woman that way!”, the second guy exclaims.

“Your woman!? That’s my woman. I’m the one sleeping with her!”, the first guy says and then regrets.

You decide. Cain just, all on his own, decides to kill Able to get all the world ( and all the sisters) even though he never saw a man die before. Then, you have man evolving into a stupid sleaszeball who would put the moves on his friend’s wife.