Lori asked the customer what he’d like.

“I want a burger and fries. I want the burger to be a half pound with mustard, ketchup, mayo, pickles, relish, secret sauce, lettuce, tomatoes and onions”, he told her.

“Yes, sir. That’s our ‘Super-Dooper All Of It’ burger platter”, she sweetly told him even though she thought he was just being smart.

“No, you advertise that I can order a burger any way I’d like. I don’t want your off the rack model. I want just what I told you”.

“Yes, sir. What you told me is our ‘Super-Dooper All Of It’ burger. That what the menu calls it”, she again said though a little less sweetly. Minimum wage only gets you so much of that.

“Look, I want my burger my way. Do I have to talk to the manager?”, the customer practically yelled.

“Sir, don’t yell at the help”, the manager told him as he overheard the yelling.

“Do you intend to give me what I ordered or not?”, the customer demanded.

“Sir, this young lady is quite right. You did order the ‘Super-Dooper All Of It’ burger just as it says on the menu”.

“Yea? That menu? Is that a picture of the ‘Super-Dooper All Of It’ burger?”.

“Yes, sir, it is”.

“Well, then. Did I say anything about a bun?”