Money Can't Buy Happiness?



Note: This is for illustration purpose only. Not to be used as legal tender.

They were sitting quietly at the bar scarfing down beers when Dooley said to Tim, "You can't buy happiness".

"Sure you can, if you have enough money", Tim replied.

"No, no it can't", Dooley said.

"No? I'd be happy with a beautiful woman in my bed, a mansion and a fancy-dan car in my driveway. Money would get me all that and I'd be happy, believe me".

"Uh-"

"Uh nothing. I'm right and you know it".

Dooley thought on that a moment and said, "Money can't buy love".

"No, but I don't have that now. Don't have any of those other things either. If I had money I'd buy the woman, the house and the car. I'd be happy, man, take my word for it".

"Tim, there's something wrong with you", Dooley replied.

"Yea. I don't have money".