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Nope. No way, no how, no time. Dad should have explained that to you instead of the birds and the bees which you learned from Mary Sue Hollister last year. No, he should have told you what you really need to know about a woman.
For a small, not necessarily true slight, you need to buy candy. Chocolate. For a small transgression, it's flowers. Real ones. For an arguement that you couldn't win ,whether you were right or not, dinner and a show.
It's a weekend at a five-star resort for not paying enough attention to her. It's a cruise for paying too much attention to her best friend.