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Local headline: “Murder trial ends in hung jury.”
That’s one tough judge.
Where did the idea of kissing a cold, waxy corpse come from?
Do you ever wonder if Jesus spit on the street or picked His nose or, Good God!, ever broke wind?
A day without sunshine is like night.
Take the time to stop and smell the roses. Take a little more time and check for
bees.
You can't tell a stupid person not to be stupid.
Do you close the bathroom door when you’re home alone?
If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deaf person is there, does it make a noise? |