Hillary’s book has been a sensation. It’s selling like hotcakes and helping her popularity. Her approval ratings have jumped 14 percent. The people who think she’s lying had also jumped 14 percent. No way of telling if it’s the same 14 percent but it may well be.

She says she was shocked, stunned and angry when Bill admitted the truth. She never suspected a thing. If so, the term that comes to mind is delusional. She also might be lying.

“Hillary, Bill’s been fooling around”, Bill tells her.

“No! I don’t believe that! That’s all just a vast, right-wing conspiracy to make me crazy. Those nuts would do anything to hurt my Presidency”.

“Hillary, get a grip. I ought to know”, Bill tells her.

“Oh, yea, like I’m supposed to believe anything you say, you lying weasel. You wouldn’t know the truth if it ran around naked”.

“It all started when you didn’t care what you looked like. You were a real dog in those days. I mean, woof, woof!”, Bill continues.

“Well, I’m considered a hot babe now, not that you’re going to get anywhere with me”.

“Hillary, you’re a hot item in the book world, not the look world. Don’t get those two mixed up”.

Hillary went to Peoria to a book signing show. The people were lined up almost to the door. Hillary was wearing her best smile and her face was hurting. She should have used duct tape to hold her smile up. This was getting to be a strain. She should have taken that extra Botox. Maybe if she stood on her head she could use her normal frown and, heck, people are so gullible. These are the same people who believed Bill was a Democrat.

David Letterman invited her onto his show. She warned him that she’d slap him silly if he made fun of her.

“Dave, I don’t have a sense of humor”.

“You don’t have much of anything else either except gall”, Dave told her.