“I’m a little nervous”, Bobby told the owner of the convenience store, Ali Babba.

“No, don’t be. You shall learn what is necessary to know very, very easily. I, Ali Babba, shall personally train you and train you very, very goodly”.

“No, dude, I know I can learn this crap. Man, this ain’t rebuildin’ no tranny here, ya know? I’m nervous about-”

“People. I understand fully and completely. Yes, I know there are customers who are rude. However, I shall enlighten you how to react to them in a responsible manner”.

“Huh? Rude people. Why, I’d jus’ tell ‘em to go ta -”

“If it’s the responsibility of working here by yourself, I can unmistakably certify to you that you will be very, very well qualified when that time arrives”.

“You kiddin’ me? I love workin’ by my own self. I hate it when some doofus boss is hangin’ ‘round snoopin’ at everything I do. What I’m nervous about is if-”

“No, don’t be. I have made many, many virtuous friends in the local law enforcement service. I can assertively assure you that we get distinguished patrols. No brigand would dare to try to rob the market of Ali Babba”.

“Man, I ain’t concerned about no robbers. They want the money, they can have it. I-”

“They can have it? You would give to bandits Ali Babba’s currency? You-”

“Hey! I ain’t educated much, an’ maybe I ain’t too swift, but a guy sticks a gun in my face I’d give him your money and anything else he wants. I’d give ‘im the key to the toilet. Man, that’s not what I’m nervous about!”

“Please, young sir, please to make known to Ali Babba what makes you apprehensive”.

“Man, what scares me is your gas prices. Some drunken dude is going to fill up and when I tell how much he owes, why, he’s gonna come up alongside a my head. I’ll have to coldcock ‘im with a pipe. That’s real bad for me. See, I got a little bit of a record and-”.