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Garbage Profit

I was sitting in my car waiting for the shop to open. Some old guy pulls up and puts a couple of bags of garbage in our dumpster. I got out of my car and told him to take his garbage with him. he jumped. He didn't see me or my car. Must need new glasses.

Take your garbage with you. "Why? What does it matter to you? You own this place?", he asked.

"No. I just work here. You still have to take the trash with you. I'd have to answer for it or else throw it in someone else's dumpster. It would be easier if you did that in the first place".

"You mean to tell me that your boss would question you on something like this? That's stupid".

"My boss knows this business frontwards and backwords. Yes, I'd hear about it. I'd hear to get rid of it. I'd have to get rid of your garbage".

"Well, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. But, okay. Don't want you to get into trouble".

He grabbed one of the bags and tossed it back into his car. I grabbed a bag and tossed it in. I wasn't being a nice guy or helpful. The bags I was tossing in weren't his. They were ours. My boss would appreciate my initiative.

I figure if you're going to do something you may as well turn a profit on the deal.

 



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