Pinnoccio was rooting through the tool box looking for a saw when he heard the buzzing. Thinking it was a fly he swatted it a good one. Then he heard the tiny "EEK!".

"Sorry, Tinkerbell, I thought it was a fly."

"Yea, that's me. That's why I can't get a date."

"You can't get a date because there's no one as small as you."

"But. I'm cute as a button. What are you looking for?"

"A saw. I mean, look at my nose today. Darn thing's a foot long."

"Wow! It is huge. You must been doing some real lying last night."

"Of course I was. I was out with this ugly girl who thought she was cute as a button. I finally gave up and went to kiss her goodnight. The doctors couldn't save her eye."

"Howdy Dowdy has the same problem in a way. He starts to stutter when he lies", Tinkerbell added.

"That dummy? He only gets action if Buffalo Bob gets action. What a pair they are. One's a dummy and so's the other. I may be wooden but I don't need a puppet master."

"Oh? You knocking me now? Peter Pan and I are just good friends. He doesn't control my life."

"You're both women as far as I can tell. I'd like to find out to be honest."

"Pin, I'm a woman. A real woman", Tinkerbell said in her sexiest voice which still came out as a squeak.

"You're also two inches tall and I'm four foot three. How would that work?"

"Oh, Pin, you're a dummy too. I have a magic wand."