The Devil was off sulking in the corner as usual. How was he supposed to know she was a nun? The way they dress today she could have been the hooker he thought she was. Oh, for the old days of black habits. Hey! Black habits! That's pretty funny. And they say the Devil has no sense of humor.

"You Heinous, I have some wicked news for you", one of his demons said as he approached the Old Temperfit.

The devil reached out and snatched the demon up by his neck and slammed him into the wall. Then, he spit on him.

"Sewer, I am only the harbinger! You can't blame me for that!", the demon protested.

"I'm the Devil. Of course I can blame you. I'm not that goody two shoes Jesus. He thinks all the sins were on his shoulders. Well, what is it?"

"Your Mockery, you've been exposed".

"I'm always exposed. I never wear clothes, you idiot! Tell me something I don't know".

"Did you know that Charlie Manson is at death's door. He's finally going to pull in here".

This perplexed the Devil like no other scrap of news could. Manson! There was a piece of work. Even the Devil wouldn't take credit for him. He's surreal. For years Manson wanted to die so he could get to Hell. The Devil wouldn't let him. He used the justification that Manson was pretending to be Jesus and had to live with it. Manson was the last thing the Devil needed here.

The Devil was remembering all the difficulty he had with Jack the Ripper. Jeez, that guy was going around killing the very people who were the Devil's best source of souls. The Devil finally had to murmur to Rip's mind to jump into the Thames. Then, instead of understanding his sickness and forgiving him, God sent Jack the Ripper straight to Hell on the express train.

Manson! That name even made the devil shiver. Manson was crazier than anyone ever created. All his circuits were blown. Well, going to have to put him in level 10...if I can get him there. Can't drug him. Manson wouldn't know the difference. Can't hit him with a lightning bolt. That might add to his strength. Whips and chains wouldn't do it.

"Say, why don't we trick him into finding Jesus in prison. You know what a softie Jesus is for that stuff", the Devil said out loud.

"Your Evilness, he already thinks he found Jesus and... it's him".