There are people in this world who are just plain crazy. Not locked up in a rubber room crazy. Just plain crazy. They do things normal people don't do. Therapists say ,"What is normal?" Well, if they don't know they shouldn't be in that profession. Right?

Yellow jackets are mean little creatures. It's their nature to be mean. Bother one and it goes and gets all it's buddies and come looking for you. Unlike those sissy bees, it doesn't kill itself to sting you. It stings as many times as it wants too. And it wants to a lot. You don't bother yellow jackets.

Unless you're crazy.

Crazy is finding a nest of them in the yard and bothering them with things like sprays. The spray works as it should. It just doesn't work quickly enough. It works after they sting you. Over and over. Only a crazy person would spray a yellow jacket. Sneak up on them at night with a can of gasoline and a match. Don't use a lighter. Do that and you're going up with them.

Crazy is trying to pet a wotweiler, even if he's yours. Wotweilers don't have any sense of ownership. They see a hand and they take it off up to the elbow. Take a look around at all the one-armed wotweiler owners. That's crazy.

Crazy is catching a rattlesnake by the tail and swinging him. Great fun. Don't miss. Miss and your dead. Some people do this as a hobby! Why not just jump off a cliff and be done with it? This is crazy.

Crazy is marrying a woman who bosses you around while you're dating. Marrying her isn't going to change that. Why do guys do this? Yea, they're crazy but they are the very ones we should be locking up. Why would a woman marry a guy who asks if she sure it's his? What does she think he thinks of her? Crazy.

Crazy is thinking you can beat the system. You can't. The system is set up like a Vegas gambling house. They don't care how much you win. They only care about how much you lose, which is everything. You know it and try to beat the system anyway. Crazier and crazier.

The craziest thing is any parent talking to their teenager. In the first place you wouldn't understand a word you heard. if you did, you'd lock that teenager up in his or her room. Not knowing is a lot better. Otherwise you'll end up crazy. that's crazy.