Cinderalla

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Cinderella. She was a real babe. Tall, curvy and blonde. She had two mean step sisters who were bitches who made her do all the work. T hey dressed up in expensive clothes and went to lots of parties. They were nice looking but nothing like Cinderalla when Cindi got made up.

A special invitation arrived at Cinderella's house. It was from the royal palace. The king's only son was a was going to have a big party. Cinderella knew she wouldn't be allowed to go but the sisters couldn't talk about anything else. Partying was their life.

When the day of the ball came, they made Cindi take care of them. She helped them put on their expensive new dresses., slit up to the yazoo.

After they left there was a flash of light and an old woman became visible.

“Cinderella”, she said “I am your fairy godmother and you’re going to the party. But first you must go into the garden and pick a golden pumpkin, then bring me six mice from the mousetraps, a whiskered rat from the rat trap, and six lizards. You'll find the lizards behind the watering can”.

What’s this crap, Cindi thought. Yet, what was there to lose.

So Cindi got the things together The fairy godmother touched them with her wand and the pumpkin became a golden coach, the mice became six gray horses, the rat became a coachman with the most enormous mustache, and the lizards became six footmen dressed in green and yellow, then the fairy godmother touched Cinderella with the wand and her old dress became a golden dress sparkling with jewels while on her feet was the prettiest pair of glass slippers ever seen.

“Remember”, said the fairy godmother, “ you must leave the ball before the clock strikes twelve because at midnight the magic ends”.

“Thank you fairy godmother”, said Cindi.

At the ball, the Prince asked her to dance with him and they danced all evening. He would not dance with anyone else. Now Cinderella was enjoying the ball so much that she forgot her fairy godmothers warning until it was almost midnight and the clock began to strike. She hurried out of the ballroom. As she ran down the palace steps one of her glass slippers fell off. She ran on toward the golden coach.

Then there was Cinderella in her old dress. The golden pumpkin lay in her feet. And scrambling down the road were six gray mice, a whiskered rat ,six green lizards and one very excited cat.

The Prince found the glass slipper. He said, “I shall marry the hot babe whose foot fits this slipper and only her”. The prince had a foot fetish.

In the morning the prince went from house to house with the glass slipper and every young lady tried to squeeze her foot into it. But it didn't' fit any of them.

At last the prince came to Cindi’ place. First one sister tried to squash her foot into the slipper. But her foot was too wide and fat. Kind of warty too. Then the other sister tried but her foot was too long and thin.

“Please” Cindi said, “let me try”.

Cindi slipped her foot into the glass slipper and it fit perfectly. The Prince asked her to marry him. She said yes.

“You ought to know one thing. It will be a marriage in name only. I’m gay”.

“I won’t marry just to be a Princess and future Queen”.

The Prince left disappointed although not that disappointed.

The fairy godmother appeared again and asked Cindi, “Are you nuts? I made a dream come true thing for you and you turn him away? Are you nuts?”

“But, he’s gay. I want real, umm, uh, love. And kids. And-”

“You little twit! I told you I was the fairy godmother!”.