Bubba and Earl were sitting around grousing about things. It was something they did a lot.
“Ah tells ya, Bubba, them Yankahs gits ahn ma nerves somepin fierce.. Theys come dun heah and steals ahr jobs, then steals ahr gals, and then tells us how they reckon we ougta live. Theys gits ahn ma nerves somepin fierce”, Earl complained.
“Earl, Ah gotta agree wid ya ahn thet. Wuh, Ah kin rahmembah ah time when the only Yankahs ya ever seed was uns wid funah eyes and lots of camrahs. They wouln’ stay ‘round a-tall. They jus’ took pictures and then leave. Now, like ya says, they takes ahr jobs an’ our womenfolk”, Bubba responded.
“Yea, gitten to where a man has to wurk sum puttime job and it ain’t nevah ‘nuff ta show a gal a gud time. Them Yankahs don’ think nuthin’ a supahsizin’ a gal’s dinnah.”
“Dum ole gals gets all shininy-like ‘cause a guy gots a cah withen no rust on et. Heck, what ah little rust be? Jus’ shows we knows how ta a keep ahr curs runnin’. We don’ haf ta buy a new un ever few yeahs. We can always take a purt offen an old un out back ways and fix ‘er up”.
“That be right, Bubba. We also knows a gal can open a danged dur her ahn self. Them Yankah boys treats ‘em like they was helpless or stupid ah somepin. Wah, they even asks them gals where thay like ta et. Shoot, we all knows they wanna go to Billah’s Bah-Ba-Q. Ah mean, ain’t nuthin’ bettah that thet”, Earl went on.
“Ya know, Earl, Ah do believ aht great-great-granddaddies dun made a bug mis-take losin’ thet thatr war. Iffen they’d a wun et, them Yankahs wouldn’ have the nerve to cum done here”, Bubba declared.
Earl thought about that and said, “You be right ‘bout thet. Maybe them ole boys shoulda wun thet thar war after all”.