A doctor and a lawyer, who were friends, were chatting at a cocktail party. They were interrupted by a woman neither knew well, complaining to the doctor that her arm hurt. She explained the symptoms, and even rolled up her sleeve to have the doctor look at her arm.

After she walked away, the doctor said to his friend, "I never know what to do in those situations! Do you think I should send her a bill?"

The lawyer thought about it, and said yes, it was appropriate to send a bill. The next day, the doctor had his nurse send the woman a bill and the lawyer had his secretary send the doctor a bill.

The three partners of a firm went to a convention out of town. As the plane carried them to their destination, one of the partners gulped and told the second partner, "I forgot to lock the safe."

The third partner said, "There's nothing to worry about. All three of us are here!"

Two actors that haven't seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.

1st Actor: Haven't seen you in a while, how's everything going?

2nd Actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got a call from a lawyer in Florida. It seems I had an aunt that I never knew about that died and left me $2,000,000.

1st Actor: That's great!

2nd Actor: Yeah. And then last week I hit the lottery and won $7,000,000.

1st Actor: That's wonderful!

2nd Actor: Yeah, but this week, nothing!