A penguin walks into a bar and says to to the barman "Have you seen my brother?"

The barman replies "No, what does he look like?"

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.

A drunk rabbit goes through a wood. He bumps into a tree, and says, "Oh, i'm sorry". He goes farther, and bumps into another tree, and says, "I'm sorry... i'm sorry..."

Then he sits on the ground and says to himself "I better sit here a moment and wait till those fools pass by..."

Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?

Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B.