What is the best pick-up line in the State of Tennessee?

Ans: Nice tooth.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a woman from Oregon?

Ans: One is a big, hairy, ugly, creature and the other has got big feet.

What do they call on hundred John Deeres circling a McDonalds in Iowa?

Ans: Prom night.

Did you hear about the poor boy from Tennessee who was walking along with only one shoe when a passerby stopped to ask him if he had lost one of his shoes?

"No," replied the boy, "I found one."

Our business professor was lecturing about different ways to bill customers. He asked, "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?"

One student piped up, "Tuition!"