Kitchen Plaque Sayings

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious

Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT

Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

A policeman pulls over a carload of nuns.

Policeman: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Policeman: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the policeman looks in the back-seat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Policeman: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 121."