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If dogs were teachers, you would learn stuff like...

-When a loved one comes home, always run to greet them.

-Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

-Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

-When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

-Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

-Take naps.

-Stretch before rising.

-Run, romp, and play daily.

-Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

-Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

-On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

-On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

-When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

-No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends.

-Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

-Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

-Stop when you have had enough.

-Be loyal.

-Never pretend to be something you're not.

-When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

And finally,

-Never trust anyone until you smell their butt



 




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