A bride of a few months complained to her relatives about her husband's continued drinking.

"If you knew he drank, why in the world did you marry him?" asked Aunt Kate.

"I didn't know he drank," replied the tearful voice, "until one night he came home sober." _________________________

It is said that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know who hiswife is until he marries her. This is also true in Europe,and inAsia, and in America, ... _________________________

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a double shot of Tequila. The bartender pours it and the guy swallows it straight down, then looks in his shirt pocket. He says, "nope", then tells the bartender to pour him another one. The bartender pours it, the guy chugs it and looks in his shirt pocket, says, "not yet" and asks for another one. This goes on for a few minutes, with the bartender pouring, the guy downing the drink and looking into his pocket, and then asking for another one.

Finally curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he asks the guy why he keeps looking into his pocket then downing the drink. The guy says, "I've got a picture of my wife in there, when it starts to look good, I'll go home." _________________________

"Oh," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!" _________________________