Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The first man said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word."

"Wow!" said the other, "how did you manage that?"

"It's easy," he replied. "My last word is always 'Yes, Dear.' "

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.

"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"

"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."

A man and a woman were sitting at their table, and the man was looking at a newspaper. He said to his wife, "There is a great deal on tires in this paper, and I think I'll get them."

The wife then said, "Why the hell do you need tires? You don't even have a car!"

The man replied by saying, "I never say anything to you when you buy bras!"

One evening a man drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous rather easily.

Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly, he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.

With a sign of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"