A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each claimed that He would belong to his own.

The Baptist preacher declared: "He would obviously be Baptist! We're so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on earth. He'd join us in a heartbeat!"

The Presbyterian minister stated: "Not so! He'd be a Presbyterian! We do everything properly and in order, and give the Glory to God, just like He did. He'd join us immediately!"

The Lutheran pastor sat silent for a minute. Then he stated: "Y'all each have some good points, I must admit. But He'd never change."

Why God never received a PhD....

He had only one major publication.

It was in Hebrew and Greek.

It had no references.

It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

The scientific community has never bee able to reproduce his results.

He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjetcs.

When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

He expelled his first two students for learning.

Although there were only 10 requirements, all of his students failed.

His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

He had his Son teach the class.