Dear Receiver...

You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping me.

Abdullah

Taliban Hacker

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"

Murray had enough. He straightens up and shouts, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?"

The canadians are going to help the US in the war on terrorism They have pledged 2 of their battleships, 600 ground troops, and 6 fighter jets.

At the exchange rate the US ended up with two mounties, 1 canoe, and a flying squirrel.

A man approached a ticket agent and said, "I want to buy a bus ticket for Norwald."

The ticket agent started search his destination book, "Norwald? Let me find that. Hmm... never heard of it. Let me see... Norwald. I don't see Norwald listed, and I can't find it on the map. Just where is Norwald, anyway?"

"Over there. He's my brother-in-law."