"Wahl, bahs, theys more'n twelve lettahs in the elfabit."

Mr.Wobbly

We called him Mr. Wobbly because he rode a bike built for an eight-year old. Maybe his original bike for all we know. It's so small that when he pedals it wobbles. It may be that he's the wobbly one but , no matter. We called him Mr. Wobbly. He seemed harmless enough. He didn’t bother you asking for money. He’d just say hello and drift off into whatever world he actually lived in. No fuss, no bother.

Trailers

"You bought a trailer?"

"No, I bought a manufactured house".

"You bought a trailer?"

Mr. Christian and Captdon

“Is there supposed to be water in the hull?”.

“Arrgh! There’s always a wee bit of water seeping in.”

“Hmm. Wee bit? Is that the same as knee deep?”

“Arrgh!! Turn to starboard, matey, and be quick about it. We’re sinking.”

Wolverine Help

“Does it bite? Can I pet it?”

“It bites and you can pet it depending on how partial you are to that arm.”

Coffee Time

"Hey, how come we never have pork rinds at these things?"

The Secret Service agent, ever alert, said, "Sir, that was your father's favorite, not yours."

"Uh, yea. I keep mixing him and me up what with us having the same name and stuff."

“I want to vote.That's all I can do here. I don’t want to vote in Mt. Pleasant since I don’t live there anymore and my license gives that away. I want to vote for to help elect a President. That’s all I want!”.

The H.L.Hunley

“Now, sonny, I’ve been a sailor, boy and man. You can’t sail a ship underwater. Besides, you don’t even have a sail. How do you think you’re going to get this, umm, contraption out there?”

“Submarine, sir, it’s a submarine. We’ll power it by handcranking it. Then, when we get there, we ram a ship. Put a hole in her and down she’ll go. Since they aren’t built for underwater, we win.”

Montana's New Marriage Idea

“It’s one thing to slaughter the cows just so we can eat. It’s another thing to allow people to marry them. It’s ain’t right and Big Hat knows it”.

“It would cut the divorce rate down considerably. Instead of a divorce, we’d just have a big ole barbecue. ‘Course, Louise wouldn’t come to it but most folks would.”.

The Ride Home

"Geoff, my good man, I seem to be riding a cow instead of my trusty steed".

Now, this is just plain funny. A lot of cows, a lot of music, a lot of fun. A real must see site.

For something a little spicier, a little less inhibited and a whole lot more earthy, visit Dead Dog Days. Not for the easily offended and not for your kids either.
 
  Red Dragon Tea Room:
A very small collection of Oriental sketches here just because I like them.
 
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